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kungphooey:

my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together

since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk

so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol

while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’

‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’

‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’

‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’

‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’

‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’

Leggles

my favourite part of this is that Orlando was so pissed off his ass drunk that he could barely hold it together for the scene - they put real alcohol in the mugs and Orlando’s a lightweight.

(Source: thorinium)

puppyblogger:

PERKS OF HAVING LONG HAIR

  • swishy and pretty
  • can grow it out like rapunzel wow
  • SO MANY STYLES
  • u can curl it
  • straighten it
  • SO MANY THINGS TO DO
  • other people touch and style ur hair uaaaaaaah sign me up

BAD THINGS ABOUT LONG HAIR

  • brushing takes so so long
  • knots!!! everywhere!!
  • when it’s hot ur neck gets sooo sweaty 
  • GETS CAUGHT ON THINGS
  • KNOTS
  • W H E N    I T ’ S    H O T    A N D    I T    F E E L S    L I K E    
    S A T A N    I S    F U S I N G    B U R N I N G    S T R A W   
    O N T O    Y O U R     N E C K

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